CEASE AND DESIST
Dear Scoundrel who stole this private video from the Tippi Seagram collection:
It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work labelled [Not to be seen sex video-turns out really bad for me and I look fat in it] (the “Work�) in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, first published in [omg I’d never publish this], [and have registered copyright therein]. Your work entitled [Tippi Seagram’s Unauthorized Sex Video] is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis. [so give it back and take it off youtube!]
As you neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for [Tippi Seagram’s Unauthorized Sex Video] nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as, oh let me see, maybe one million dollars?…I don’t know, it’s just bad! really bad! as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.
I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to me, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future…that is unless you steal one of the videos where I look really smoking hot in it… If I have not received an affirmative response from you by [the end of my current Canadian Festival Fringe Circuit]
Toronto-
Factory Theatre Mainspace July 6-14
…..buy your tickets now, www.fringetoronto.com
Winnipeg- The Playhouse- July 18-28
London- Spriet Family Theatre- Aug 1-6
Edmonton- Tippi Seagram’s Happy Hour-TBA- Aug 16-26
indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further action against you….bitch.
Very truly yours,
Tippi Seagram
Credits and Thanks to
Tippi Seagram- Herself
Italian Lover-Costa Alexander
Heart Attack Lover-John Harte
Hungry Lover-Devlin Bishop
Little Person Lover- Paul Settle
Writer- Colette Kendall
Director-Stephen Strangways
Editor- Kathy Garneau
Copywrite 2007 Colette Kendall All rights reserved
