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When our hostess Tippi Seagram (Collette Kendall) saunters onstage in platinum curls and black fur coat and declares jihad on political correctness with a wild Al-Qaeda battle cry (literally), it quickly becomes clear that for the next 60 minutes, nothing will be sacred and no one will be safe. At the same time, Kendall’s scathing examination of pop culture, politics, and sexuality shows us that it’s okay to laugh at ourselves, and each other. It’s all in good fun, right?
This is the second instalment in the Tippi trilogy, and as the lady herself puts it, “If these shows were my children this one would be special needs, walking around eating glue and hugging all of you.� I don’t buy that. Sure, Tippi is rude and crude, but Kendall’s seamless delivery proves that the only thing sharper than her wit is the teeth in her vagina — seriously, she says she’s growing incisors down there. And it’s great to see another femme fatale join the ranks of Sarah Silverman and Margaret Cho and prove that you don’t need a dick to be funny. Not having one might even make you funnier.
—Andrew Paul
IN MY WILDEST DREAMS!…..
but thanks Andrew for putting my name in the same sentence as these two brillant women!

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When Tippi laments the cruelty of Hollywood, where “you don’t get old, you get invisible,� she draws us close to her drooping bosom. We pity her for a moment. And then she spanks us with more irresistible irreverence. Damn Tippi. Even the glint on her teeth is naughty.
Kendall had noticeable delivery issues during her show Thursday, often stumbling over her words. It took away from the punchlines. But we think it was a case of first-night nerves. Tippi’s mojo hasn’t quite landed but it’s circling, oh yes, circling like a vulture.
Who’s afraid of Tippi Seagram? You should be, if you’re sitting down in front.
Reviewed by: Elizabeth Withey

Moving from obsession to potential repression, Who’s Afraid of Tippi Seagram is just as fun but much lewder and bawdier. Don’t say you weren’t warned. Seagram is a fading Hollywood star, evoking Catherine O’Hara’s wonderful turn as Lola Heatherton on SCTV, and is the creation of Hamilton housewife and mother of three Colette Kendall. It’s the stereotype of Kendall’s quaint Steeltown domesticity that makes her stream of jaw-dropping innuendo all the more hilarious.
From comparing a part of her anatomy to the face of former prime minister John Diefenbaker to recounting her sexual exploits in the underbelly of Tinseltown, Kendall’s balance of comedic timing and capacity to riff on the crowd make her worthy of her Canadian Comedy Award nomination.
Ms. Seagram can be found at the Laugh Shop (Stage 2). Whyte Avenue has a comedy club. Who knew?